Honey, wake up! There’s a rat in the Roof!
I’ll tell you what they do?
They scurry down into the kitchen and drag up into the roof, a pot and ladle and bang it with gusto until you wake. And to make it worse they stomp around in your husband’s hobnail boots. You know the pantry has been raided when you hear Weetabix, gnawed and crunched as a treat. Lastly is the sound of gouging, picking, hammering and you just know they’ve been in the cutlery draw and are armed with a knife and fork.
That is what those pesky fur balls do and it ends here. I’m going out to get some rat sack and guess what happens then?
They drag a glass of water up there, mostly die in my ceiling and stink up the place for 2 or 3 days.
Whatever we do, they are smarter and not until the stench dissipates can we smile 🙂
Gotcha you RODENT and good RIDDENS